A box of candy can fix anything

candy!:
Some people are very particular on what is placed on their desk. I personally own a wire mesh box fully stocked with DELIGHFUL CANDY TREATS! INTENDED FOR THE GODS, AND POSSIBLY THEIR PENGUIN ACCOMPLICES!!!
Really, I have the generic office supplies, but nothing gets you through the day better than popping a few Spree’s down the hatch.
For the last time, I’m not a druggie…I’m a candy whore…
So, finals are going to begin in T minus 10 hours. Good Lord there’s no way I can be looking forward to all of this. Maybe I can just anticipate the point where I get out of my last final…but that wont be till the 22.

finals:
I’m sort of looking forward to my first college cramming days! I mean, I had quite a few of them before midterms, but this should be more interesting. They’re enforcing 48 hours of total silence in all of the dorms. The fact that everyone will be in the same mind set will really help me focus on my work. RAWH! Disciplined college student powers- activate!! BA BOOM!!
Ugh.. I’m ganna blow a fuse, I know it! Tests are on my top 10 list of things that FREAK the SHIT out of me. It’s right between hospitals and plummeting bird poo.
As I said, I’m a freshman, so everything I’m anticipating is an ideal society that I fabricated in my ignorant freshie noggin! The entire campus is not going to automatically switch over to hardcore focused pupils, overpopulating the library and remaining respectfully silent in their residence areas.

Jerkfaces:
I believe there are people on this earth who took a pledge when they were born. They all assembled in a cult and decided to make an organization of Jerk Faces. They swore to always blow into their empty pen caps to create that annoying piercing whistling sound during an exam, they promised to never say thank you when you make en effort to prop open a heavy door for them, they will always constantly re-used already used and overplayed, dead, rotting, and decaying lines from movies that were only funny for about a week or so.
They’re still good people though. Don’t get me wrong! I’m not the kind of girl that hates people. I just don’t like the things people do. Hell, I’d get upset if a raccoon was sitting next to me in class and kept squeaking his wet shoes on the tile to make that sound that scrapes my eardrums.
I’d be mad at him for that…and no I wouldn’t contemplate why he was in my History 200 class, I’d be like “Damn, where’d he get such nice size ½ men shoes?”
So yeah, I’m not attacking anyone, I’m attacking actions that can easily be stopped and aren’t necessary at all. They are actions that society doesn’t need, they are not liberating a new trend…they’re just annoying.
I’m babbling, lets move on.

Good lord I have a horrible sense of grammar when writing journal entries!

WHY I CAN'T SLEEP!:

In ten hours:
Drawing final: Our last still life…
Voice final: Our last performance.
Ooh gee mimickers I’ve got percolating goose bumps…my tummys all knotted and I think my foot hates me..